I’m always wary of scary/horror movies these days. Ever since “Saw”, horror movies have taken a downward turn. It’s all torture porn. Nobody wants to creep you out and make you squirm in your seat just as a result of mood. It’s all body parts and graphic violence. And you know what? There’s no imagination…
DetailsSka-doosh! Damn you, Jack Black and/or writers for putting that word into my head! Now I’ll never get rid of it. It doesn’t even mean anything. It’s only used once in the movie yet it sticks in my brain like kids asking “Are we there yet?” over and over. I blame the TV trailer that…
DetailsThere will be blood. That’s what I said when the movie was over. So this was directed by Richard Dean Anderson – uh, sorry, Paul Thomas Anderson. He’s the guy that directed BOOGIE NIGHTS. I’d rather have seen this directed by MacGyver, actually. Everybody loved MacGyver. That guy could do anything with a foil gum…
DetailsAfter May, things get pretty crazy. There are a lot of movies I want to see, with some obvious highlights. But someone please tell M. Night Shyamalan, Will Ferrell and Brendon Fraser to re-examine their careers. Thanks. June 6: “Kung Fu Panda”. Jack Black voices this animated feature as the title character. I really…
DetailsLast summer there wasn’t much to look forward to. These are the only movies I really liked at all: the fourth “Die Hard”, “Transformers”, the Harry Potter movie, “The Simpsons Movie”, the Bourne movie and “Stardust”. Everything else was lackluster. The “Fantastic Four, Rise of the Bored Viewer” movie could’ve been better. “Spiderman 3”…
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