Category Archives: Movie Reviews

The Lincoln Lawyer

 If my car were my office, I would get a newer car. But, I guess if I kept that car in good condition then it would be considered a classic and I could gain some hipster street cred. Like when you see an old guy in a 60’s convertible you think, “Yeah, that’s where I’ll be when I’m that age. Top down, retro shades just living the dream.” Well this movie has some of this and a healthy dose of cliché. I know I give Mathew McConaughy a lot of slack because we both are surfers with Brazilian wives. Maybe too much some times but this film is ok.

Sucker Punch Review

Oh, man, where do I begin?  So many conflicted feelings about this Sucker Punch.  Or not.  Well, when all is said and done, it goes like this:  Zack Snyder masturbates all over the screen but ultimately ends up shooting blanks.

Rubber Review

Shit blows up. By “shit” I mean small animals, humans, humans and more humans. Maybe that’s why it was largely panned at Cannes this year.

Source Code Review

Remember when Sci Fi movies were smart AND fun? Duncan Jones does, and he reminds you with Source Code.

Insidious Review

When I shelled out my hard earned cash for a ticket to see the new horror film, Insidious by Saw director James Wan, I expected to see yet another deadly serious attempt at scaring the Bejezuz H. Christ out of me by getting me to entertain the idea that ghosts and demons are real. So, when I sat down in my seat with my wife, Carrie, my attitude was “Okay, let’s do this! I’m ready to be terrified. Do your worst!”

Elephant in the Living Room Review

Being a nerd, it stands to reason that I like the exotic pets.  Yes, me and Chris had a Savannah Monitor and an iguana, respectively, some years back but had to sell them when we moved out to California. 

Hanna Review

When I first saw the trailer for this film I thought it looked good.  But as the release date got closer, the trailers got longer, and well, let’s just say the mystery seemed to be fading.

Hobo With a Shotgun Review

Let’s see if I can describe to you the plot of this movie.  There’s this hobo, see?  And he has this shotgun, right?  And he is really pissed off about all the crime in the city, so he goes around killing all the unsavory, criminal types.

Scream 4 Review

Thankfully, you didn’t need to bother yourself with seeing Scream 2 and 3 in order to get anything out of Scream 4.  I know I didn’t.  It does help to see the first one, of course, but that probably goes without saying.   I hope.

POM Wonderful Presents: The Greatest Movie Ever Sold Review

Don’t you hate it when you’re watching a film or some show and some glaringly obvious product is shoved in front of the camera, like a can of Coke or something?  It’s so blatantly obvious that it’s a product placement.  Obnoxious much?