“Dark Knight”. The last good movie I saw was “Dark Knight”. “Lakeview Terrace” is a stupid and predictable as I thought it would be. I’m so mad I wanted to Palm Strike the projectionist for hurting my eyes. I wanted to Palm Strike everyone involved in this film. Because this film wasted 2 hours of my life I am not going to waste time on a review. It sucked and Samuel Jackson dies in the end. There I just saved you valuable time and money. Now I have to go pack for my USO tour to Iraq. —Graham Elwood Editor’s Note: Since this movie is so horrible and Graham is so angry, if any of you readers out there want to send us a review, we’ll post it. Send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org In the meantime, we wish Graham a safe journey to and from Iraq.
Author: Graham Elwoodhttp://grahamelwood.com
In addition to being a stand-up comic and filmmaker who likes going into war zones, Graham is also the Supreme Commander of the Palm Strike Army and a Samurai in training. His CDs include The Comedian’s Got A Boo-Boo and Palm Strike Dance Party. He also directed and starred in Laffghanistan, a documentary about his first USO tour entertaining the troops in Afghanistan. Graham starts every day by surfing, swinging his katana, and wondering when a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets... www.grahamelwood.com