I Love You, Man Review

Paul Rudd is making quite the name for himself as the go-to guy for comedies right now.  I liked “Role Models”.  It was pretty funny.  But was “I Love You, Man” funny too? Paul Rudd plays Peter Klaven, a man who has never really had a best friend, at least, not one that was a…

Watchmen Review

Finally.  After so many years of rumors, being told it couldn’t be done, someone finally did it.  The film “Watchmen” is a fairly monumental task.  But, Zack Snyder, director of “300”, took the challenge.  And you know what?  He made it work. Is it perfect?  No.  But how could it be?  With a combination of…

Fanboys Review

You’d think a group of Star Wars fans on a road trip in 1998 from Ohio to the Lucas ranch in northern California to break in and steal an early viewing of “The Phantom Menace” might make a funny movie.  With the right jokes and production, right?  Yeah, you’d think. Well, it’s not a total…

Friday the 13th Remake Review

  Why look everyone, it’s another Hollywood remake of an 80’s slasher classic.  After the attempts of “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” and “Halloween”, it seems someone thought they should take a crack at “Friday the 13th”.  Oh yeah, that somebody is Michael Bay.  Is it any wonder that this movie is another Operation Fail?  Not…

The Uninvited Review

  I realize I’m repeating myself, but if Hollywood would stop remaking Korean horror films, I wouldn’t have to.  “The Uninvited” is indeed a remake, this time of the Korean film “A Tale of Two Sisters”, or originally titled “Janghwa, Hongryeon” in Korea.  In this American version, Anna comes home from being in a mental…

Never Say MacBeth Review

  Hey, it’s indie spotlight time!  This one is called “Never Say Macbeth”, directed by Christopher J. Prouty.  The title refers to a superstition among theater performers that believe it is just about the worst thing you can do to say the name “Macbeth” in a theater.  To do so brings horrible bad luck to…

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans review

  Ah, once more into the monochromatic, ultra-stylized Underworld franchise.  You know, the first one had that novelty factor going for it because it was new.  And it had the cool factor of both vampires AND werewolves.  And it borrowed from “The Matrix” with its action sequences.  Well, what action there was.  Its’ imperfections were…

My Bloody Valentine 3D Review

Sometimes a movie is just bad.  Sometimes a movie is pretty good.  And sometimes it’s both. Tom Hanniger, played by Jensen Ackles of TV’s “Supernatural”, returns to his hometown, a Pennsylvanian mining town, on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine’s night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people.  However, upon his return, he is…