Jack The Giant Slayer Review

You’d think by the ubiquitous TV ads for this film that it was going to be a real toss-up as to whether it would be any good.  It felt like they were trying too hard to get you to see it. And there’s clearly a LOT of green screen and there could be a lot of that disconnected “watching a video game” type of stuff going on.  Fortunately, though, Jack the Giant Slayer managed to avoid that by giving some of the giants more personality than just grunting adversaries.

Side Effects Review

Let’s face it, I think most people will agree that Haywire, Magic Mike and the Girlfriend Experience are not going to make any of his “best of” lists. Frankly, much the same could be said of his fluffy Ocean’s films. But in contrast, he’s made some good films, too. Sex, Lies, and Videotape, Traffic, Solaris (I think so) and The Informant! are among them. And now, the sharp thriller, Side Effects.

Bullet To The Head Review

As the trailers might have you believe, Bullet To The Head is a throw back to the mis-matched partner cop movies of the 1980’s. You know how much we loved those, right? Chock full of action and hilarity. But that usually relied on both the partners being interesting in their own way. When one of them doesn’t own up to their responsibility, well, then the movie gets pretty boring pretty fast. And so we have Bullet To The Head.

Parker Review

More January celluloid fun! Hey, you know I’m a Jason Statham fan, and therefore I had an obligation to go see his new movie, Parker. Usually Statham’s movies are directed by some purely action oriented director, or a more obsurce foreign director. But Parker is helmed by Taylor Hackford who directed An Officer and a Gentleman and Ray. Yep. That can either bode well for us, or tells us that the script is lame and maybe Hackford just wanted to work with Statham.

The Last Stand Review

Ah, the delight of the films released in January.  I admit it, I love the smell of bad celluloid early in the year.  And Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first full film since leaving politics?  Oh, I knew this would be a treat, a craptastic actioner to savor in these cold barren weeks of movie oblivion.  What I hadn’t counted on was that The Last Stand wouldn’t be as bad as I expected.

Django Unchained Review

I read an article about this film that was interesting, but focused on how they thought it was portraying slavery in an unrealistic way, as if it was doing some kind of disservice to history.  I’m thinking, “yeah, probably so, if you could take ANY of Quentin Tarantino films as historical fact!”  Seriously, if anyone anywhere thinks there is much historical accuracy to Tarantino’s films, then they really don’t know much about Quentin Tarantino and his films.