The Last Stand Review

Ah, the delight of the films released in January.  I admit it, I love the smell of bad celluloid early in the year.  And Arnold Schwarzenegger’s first full film since leaving politics?  Oh, I knew this would be a treat, a craptastic actioner to savor in these cold barren weeks of movie oblivion.  What I hadn’t counted on was that The Last Stand wouldn’t be as bad as I expected.

Django Unchained Review

I read an article about this film that was interesting, but focused on how they thought it was portraying slavery in an unrealistic way, as if it was doing some kind of disservice to history.  I’m thinking, “yeah, probably so, if you could take ANY of Quentin Tarantino films as historical fact!”  Seriously, if anyone anywhere thinks there is much historical accuracy to Tarantino’s films, then they really don’t know much about Quentin Tarantino and his films.

Life Of Pi Review

A lot of people seem to have some preconceived ideas about this film. They see a young man on a lifeboat with a tiger and scratch their head about it.  Why, I don’t know.  That image alone intrigues me.   That fact alone is exactly what made me read the best-selling novel upon which this film is based.  Dude, A TEENAGER IS TRAPPED ON A LIFEBOAT WITH A BENGAL TIGER.  What about that premise seems boring to anyone?  Are you all that jaded?  Should he be trapped on a lifeboat with a tyrannosaurus rex?

Argo Review

I’m kinda glad to see that Ben Affleck has managed to escape the albatross that was Gigli. And Daredevil, for that matter. But Gigli was albatross enough for one man, I think. Ben seems like a nice enough guy and he’s more than made up for such past mistakes – so far. And he has indeed become a formidable director as well. in Argo, we get to see that, and that he certainly has reafirmed his acting cred as well.

Looper Review

Ok, everybody is going to have a different opinion of this film because it has time travel elements to it. Fine, I get it. Time travel complicates things script-wise and most of the time people get it wrong or they just don’t even bother trying to make it work properly in their own story. But I think writer/director Rian Johnson does a fine job of it in his latest film, Looper. And I’ll tell you why.

Dredd 3D Review

It’d be easy to say that this new film adaptation of the 2000 AD comic character Judge Dredd is better than the first one. Safe to say the Stallone version was too slick, too watered down, just generally too Hollywood for this character. But for the second time this year, I’m surprised to find a film that is not only better than expected, but pretty damn entertaining, if even in just a superficial way.