I can't remember the last film I saw that was really good until about the last six minutes.  Oh, wait, THIS one.  Yes, really.  I was hoping for sort of an Exorcist for this generation, what I got was a cliched verse from a Satanic Metal song.  But not as rocking.  And it's a real shame this time, because The Last Exorcism had a lot going for it.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most entertaining movie of the summer.  What?  Too strong right out of the gate?  Well, you nay-sayers, you negative nancys, you...you, people that like to be all sour-pussy about everything, can just bite me.

Hey, I'm a nice guy.  Ask anybody, they'll tell you.  No, seriously, I'm the nicest guy I know - to a fault.  But I'm still a guy.  I like to hunker down with some beer and chips and watch stuff blow up real good.  This movie appeals to every single thing that makes a man, nice or not, a man.  What about this movie seemed bad?  I mean, really, this thing has some of the greatest action stars of the 80's, 90's and 2000's so far.

One must applaud a filmmaker who answers the call of what is next; where is filmmaking going in this culture industry of comic/visual iconography and short-cut phone text vernaculars?

I asked my guy if he’d see Eat, Pray, Love with me. He much preferred to see Eat, Pray, Leave. I get it.